Thursday, July 23, 2009

"I BE POT HEAD !"




I HEART THE WEED.


Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Pink , the hard ; fyne white chix pt1.

If i was tryna pursue any kinda white female , beingg like pink would deff . be a turn on ..
she bad ass as fuck , especially on a white sector .You can listen to her music and tht shit dont annoye the shit outta you .

she aint bad loookin either , id smash .
she just happens to be number one on my list of badd white chixx


#1


Sunday, June 28, 2009

" Jk , NIGGA HOPPERS"

FUCKIN' FEMALES....
Fuck them hoes.
Bitches is fuckin' for a hobby now !!! , Jumpin from kola man to the juice man .. its billion combinations of nigga to girl ratio . Bitches is fuckin for nuthin ! , just because .. if it dont work out with one us the bitch goes to the next . Niggas aint the type to hold feelings for bitches after doin shit like tht , so we usually dgaf naimean ..
Buhh letsss be fucking reall , the krewe be chillen ..like really chillen hard as fuck , wtf i look like chillen widdd a my niggas and his chick drop by or sum , and its a fuckin ex of mine ?
like seriously ...
bitch i saw yur asshole!!
shittt is not okayy mthafuckaa , and its even worse when bitches do it outta spite , just to try and make one of us mad .. or plain just to have summ to do .. like really you smut ass bitch ??everygirl is underfire right now....
heres my theory ...
1.they fuck widd one jk nigga , obviously it dont work..
2.go to the next jk nigga, dont work.
3.go to the third jk nigga , he smash ..
THE END.
"STOP Jk NIGGA HOPPIN "

Friday, June 26, 2009

R. I . S ; Michael Jackson .1953-2009




June 25th 2009 the King of Pop died .

Im not gonna sit here and tell errbody how he was my child hood hero , or sum reminesent story about the first time i saw one of his video . I will say everybody mourning over him in the press is fulla shit . this same press woulda shitted on his name with no hesitation , im not sayin all was right in his life , buh whos life is perfect ?he put his pants one leg atta time just like me and you and none of you mutha fuckers respected mike for shit he did , and now hes gon its all "mikes the king of pop & has all these great acheivments" a year ago michael jackson ,was the butt of everyones jokes . And now CNN talkin shit like yeahh he was the greatest entertainer alive buh you was the same ones like a year ago sayin he was a perverted ass grown man .

MAN FUCK YOU MEDIA.

Buh as for his real fans , may mike rest in silence of all the bullshit pressed on him . This man died with a sum odd billion dollar lawsuit against him .

May all your prayers be with his family .

R.I.S

Michael Jackson.

1953-2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Recent Speculation;

Okay so , i hear talk that the blaze man has recently come under fire , for "hangn wid high school niggas". Well this talk aint really new i just feel like its been brought to my attention lately . Well we all know , i care less for a beef widdsome niggas or wateva so when shit is said through the grapevine i usually let that shit ride naimean . i mean wtf is gonnahappen ? Buh yeahh Me bein kola and He being him , him being blaze i hadda atleast speak on the shit , seein as im the highschool nigga.

Blaze aint the typa nigga who discriminate on a nigga due to age , or nun like that so that preety much sums . if he feel like the opposite got addoquite steez , and or personality shidd he down . It jut happn to be this nigga has sum highschool nigga who was down since before hand , yallknow my nigg ainthave no probblem holdin down a group of nigga his own age buh happen to be them same niggas talkin shit behind the ropes , when it come down too it ; it seem lik he know them older niggas (compared to me) was salty as fuck from day one so he lets dm nggas ride after graduation . I hate for people to beleive he dont be out cuz he like on some kinda emo type shit , or like people lookin up o him jus because . Opposite , seem like when he picked dizz up from the gudda he was wong as fuck for that , guess niggas wish they got picked up .

All yall prolly know me and blaze cm from diaper days , of coarse niggas dont memba that shit , we was doin this back when aol wa pop'n , he was still blasian boy i was pkola even back then .. that was before myspace , juicer krewe , and all that shit. we USED TO BE CHILLEN HAD AS FUCK ! , buh seem like a nigga rose up jus a lil and niggas on the fence , AND WE AIN EVEN SHIT TO BE COMPARIN TOO ! , we be chllen hard as fuck , we aint tryna be on nan channel or shit like that , we just a group of niggas chillen , from carl dean , to the condo my nigga ! , from olive road to the oil yard ..we aint neva tryedto be nuthin we aint ... we aint tryed no new endevurs .. once im ouuta highschool .. its a rap..



until then..
A NIGGA CANT HAVE A KREWE ??

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Father's Day ; Single Mother Day.

fATHERS day is a day for the fathers who actually take care of they kids , the fathers who actually talk to they kids and shit like that , support there lil endevuers , and all the lil bullshit kids do naimean . & still love em .

Fathers day is also for all the single mothers who are Doin all that for both the parents , stand ?
The mothers who go work alllllllllll day long and still come home to a fucked house and no spouse buh still have a smile on her face just cuz she gotta good son who stayin outta trouble to come to that same home to.To that mom he does that same grind erryday to support your love for shoes .


thank good for a supportive mom , dad , & Stepfather.

i Got em all . My mother putt up with so much bullshit , even when it was just me her and my sisters , i still had all i need plus more ; a father who is willing to be there even when he dont gotta . A stepfather who pushes me towards accomplishments tht count .


SHOUT OUT ..
  1. My father.
  2. My mother
  3. My step pops.
  4. Blazes moms.
  5. dizz's mom.


Females.

Chicks are super oober funny , Outrageous to say the least . I have old chix that Stabed me in the back , like way back then tryna slither there way back in , Ex's tryna Undo the wrongs . Wtf do i do . all i wanna do is be happy . I wanna say I wanna girl that will be 'DTR' buh in pensacola ?? notta chance .. If they aint got a Street Light curfew , they be clubbin' all he time , if they aint got a fucked up or weird attitude , she got a sloppy body , like can a nigga get a even exchange ?

I mean i gotta discrection issue when it comes to girls so ima go head and tell you a storry ,
theres chick ,
she been tryna gedd widd a nigga for a while and we talked for a while buh i got got caught on sum dawg nigga shitt ,
then she got a doode i gotta chick , now she tryna come back , still with her doode , like im take you when you gon do the same thing to me , naimean ?

Well thats over and dome widd and all , buh its like a i cant not have a bad relationship..

HELP ME !!!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Cliche` ;Inappriate & Wrong.

hmmmmmmmmmmm a nigga BE on myspace like . wtf is wrong with suma these girls cerebelum. "Girlz" be havin the most inappropriate , cliche and jus plain wrong names on they myspace...
  • Sumthin Minaj.
  • 5 Star Bitch.
  • DreamGurl.
  • i Sumthin.
  • Im trapped in a Maze therefore i am Amazing.
  • Mr .& Mrs. , MySpace , or Famous.
  • Sumthin Gucci.

Like on Some real shit , I dont actually Fuck widd People Who Have Names Like This.

I dont think...

Buh for all this Minaj shit , really girls..what do yo have in common.?

far as 5 star .. HA!

Dream gurl ... HA!

iWish iThese iPeople iWould iStop..

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Rm. 413 , Juicer Krewe ;Trashed Like The White Boys.


uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhh.........
bought a half hour into the trip BACK to the condo , a nigga realized .
ONE NIGHT ONLY.

at that point pulling into the parking garage , i decided aint wanna nuthin from the first drink on...

IT WORKED.

as these pix as shown on blogspot , and myspace show..
obviously a nigga was not sobber , like girls was prolly lookin at me like , that shit aint cute how drunk he is lmao , throwin up in erry sink , shower in the condo .

forgettin , i hadda clean that shit up.

j.shoe , (up smoke'n) woke a nigga up on a early note , and i was feeling ok which was odd , i was like did i drink .

then i went and sat on the balcony to , BUT on the there i was lookin around and a nigga was shocked to see the contents of the floors , coaches , and counters ..it you catch my drift ...

so me and josh sitt'n on the balcony and im like wtf , and then it happened..

HE SHOWED ME THE CAM. I WAS SHOCKED . I NIGGA WALKIN IN HIS DRAWS .
so the whole i might notta drunk was out the window..
so i was just chillen , and the fuckin hangover hit me i was miserable , and somebody lost they keys , we literally drove all around the island lookin for sum dam keys , i was mad , hot , and sick..

FUCK MY LIFE.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Fucked up jokes , as told By Jk™


  • Q.What do nigger kids gett for christmas?

  • A.Your bike.


  • Q.Whats long black , and stinks??

  • A.welfare line.


  • Q.whats the worst part about eating blad pussy?

  • A.putting the diaper back on.

  • .

  • Q.A mexican and a black guy jump off the iffle tower , who hits the ground first?

  • A. who cares..

  • .

  • Q.A mexican and a black guy jump off the ifle tower , who hits the ground first?

  • A. the mexican , cuz the black guy had to stop and grafitti ...

  • .

  • Q.Why do black people stink?

  • A.So blind people can hate em' too.

  • .

  • Q.why is stevie wonder always smiling .

  • A. he doesnt know hes black.

  • .

  • Q.How do you stopp a nigger from drowning?

  • A.You dont know

  • .

  • Q.Why did they invited the brim of a hat?

  • A. so birds would stop shitting on black peoples lips.


I Tend to Dro Puff' , Throwed & High.

IM THROWED & IM HIGH , GUESS IM THROWED UP...
Man my relationship with jane , is not a short one naimean , i smoked my first blunt when i was 7 , i was hard to get ahold of naimean , buh after that i went on like a 3 or 4 year drought so it cool .

recently doe , ughhhhhhhhh

marijuana had been after me , and i have not been runnin .i know in the past 3 months ive smoked atleast 10 pounds of green , buh shiddd , whos not..

im not sayin its ok to gedd high , buh i am saying DO THAT SHIT ! ,

IF YOU DRO PUFF'N , YOU AINT LIVIN.

P.S , SHOUT THE CADET JUCIER , JSHOE FOR SUPPLYING ALOT OF MYY WEED , MY HOMEYS DONT PLAY , SHOUT SHAWN FOR SUPPLYING SUMM BLACKS , AND BLAZE FOR TRANSPO. & SHOUT OUT TO DIZZERT FOR NOT SMOKIN , YOUR WHACK FOR NOT GEDD'N HIGH WITH THE WHOLE KREWE BUH I I DIGG YOU TRYNA STAY CLEAN.


illMinded Asian Boy Named , Gaysian boy.

I HATE CHO ASS !!!
If any of you follow along with the dope creations on , thisisblaze.blogspot.com you've prolly noticed that "gaysian" boy posted a blog back in may and said he lemme borrow a WESC.
Then proceeded to fuck with me , while i was high right . well that was what promted me to write the reply to "terrible friend"
THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKIN' JERK,
THIS NIGGA IS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
He says the most ill advised shit a person could ever say , you can say thats a good thing , cuz 9 times outha ten that shit be funny , buh HEY , CRAZYS WHAT THEY CALL EM' BUH CRAZY IS IN HOLLYWOOD , UNDERDIGG?
LISTEN..
  • What if i had got out and shot that lil girl , why her mama wanna play .
  • if i ever got into with a nigga , id kick that niggas knees backwards ,
  • hey chris , (what!) whats EHB? , (EAT HER BUTT??) you should eat her butt ..

just to name a few...

RUDE GUY , BUH I LOVE THIS GUY , NOMO ...


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

True Speech Ft. angel,SON. LMAO !



Angel ! , you are my favorite person.
This shit is funny as fck , minus the fact that , umm shaq doesnt play for miami.

Also , no i am not movin to newyork ; neither is blaze .
although me him and the fam are gonna be up there towards the end of the summer.

And i dont care what angels ass says , twitter & blogspot has grown on my she just mad cuz she aint a social networking animal like myself, digg?

i loveeeeee you doe angel , everybody go to angels MySpace and congradulate her on succesfully makin me ....

LMFAO.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Comeback Season ,& KoLA's Return.



Uprising , football.

&&&.

Same krewe.


same of nigga , bein me til" i fall sheesh , stop digg'n out my steez pile.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Awwwwwwww..

Yeahhh ,soooo me and this youngg lady spent ALLLLL morning together , which of wonderful ;] , yeahhhh by the way if you havent been formally introduced this is my baby ! , even you havent , ill remind you . THIS IS MY BBY. soo yeahhh get over it.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

explanation: TWITTER.

HMMMM , SO WHATS MY EXPLANTION FOR HAVIN A TWITTER ACCOUNT ??


see this is what happened right , see i had just stumbled upon it , it looked like sumthin fun to do .

until i actually , like got on der .
that shitt , is the defenition of "gtfoh !" like what do people think when they actually , say "hmmmm i gotta go update  my twitter"

even the name leads you to beleive the it is kinda HOMO ,  seriously ...

im sorry !!!!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Funny Shit ; laugh With Me.

Like seriously ; Niggas and Bitches Will tell somebody close to me sumthin and act like they not gon tell me , like im not a friend in theres eyes , like seriously . W h y would you go to a chick that obviously is in a somewhat relation ship widd me and say sum shitt about me , then think in the back of yur head like hmmmmmmmmmmmm he aint gon find out . Geez , nigga seriously..


Gr ! like come on now , try and back door me ?
you'll get your feelings hurt.
Stop tryin man , nobody i fuck widd will , choose you ova me .
G E T O V E R I T.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Sam (the dog)

I hate this nigga , even tho he acts just like sam the person , with his cake stealin ass ! , nigga ate a whole muthafuckin cake .I cought his ass and beat the shitttttttt outta him .Ahahhaha I love yah sam..wit cha shittim ass..

Saturday, April 11, 2009

5 A.M.(Sam & Randolph)

its 4:38 !!
Me & samantha are on the mutha fuckin fone !
notes 4:38 am !


i have neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , talked on the fone widd nebody for this dam long  , she lucky she mutha futha fuckin boo.
yeahhhh , so we been talkin since like 12 sumthin tonight and MADE  me stay up  , and i cant say i wanna go to sleep cuz she'll be like . so what you dont wanna talk to me or sumthin.
 buh yeaaahh we been talkin about nonsense basically for the past six or so hours . and she playin music in my ear right about now , playin ciara .


earlier she read all my blogs to me , thats fuckin amzingg my nigga . like i wont even read all my bloggs. prior that we played the whole bein mad at each otha game , which i lost cuz she made a comment about my age bracket , and then i tried her by putting my body pic back up then she like posted up widd her ass sittin on the dresser the next minute showin alll myspace "myass" lol .

and she still playin music in my ear , its prolly cuz i aint sayin nuthin.
hello.
hello.
im up randolph .
okay she der .
and according to her she aint fallin asleep .
now she hummmming and breathing lol.


yeahh shes my baby , expect her to be the lady on my arm in a couple weeks time , expect more blogs on our fantastic escapades..
.............................

Yeah and expect a video of her reading alll my blogs , that shit is so muthafuckin sexy to me she read like the fcat lady that give you the instructions before you take the text , buh she not old , fat , or white lol

lol now we talkin about how im takin too long , and it was her idea ... well lemme get off this shit so i can continue dis convo widd my bae , let her read it to me .

sam&randolph.

Friday, April 10, 2009

gtfoh ! A gamboy?

Who the fuck has a muthafuckin game boy ! , like and she actively playin that shit.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Is this not the dumbest shit ever???

New Video Game Consists Of Shooting People Point-Blank In Face


like seriously ; the plot is shotting people in the face ;yeahhhhh everybody meet the worlds next serial killers !

Mike "iron" Tyson.

i usually dont fuck widd documentarys like that ; buh i hadda se tyson doe.
I was kinda like buggin when i was watchin it cuz ; he was tellin the whole thing by himself with no narrator ; nobody else.
And if you know anything about mike tyson you know he is "pertrayed" as a crazy as hell individual.Which may or may not be true ; be he is not a stupid doode , likke if you watch it you'll see.
like he is intelligent i just think like 20 years of boxing and shitt has fucked his train of thought up a lil.
respect:mike tyson.

TyGa .

"props to tyga ; that nigga dont even be on no street shit like that , he still got street love."



"MAD A"

"MAD A"
LMFAO.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

My Worst Nightmare.

observe and report review ;

OMG.
SETH ROGEN IS THE SHIT !
like seriously everymovie this doode has ever mad , makes me laugh for that day and years after.

this movie like ANY OTHER MOVIE THIS GUY IS EVEN INVOLVED IN IS FUNNY AS FUCK , EVEN THE PREVIEWS MAKE ME RODFL !

CONCURR?


Thursday, April 2, 2009

R.I.P Blanco Vans'.__

Apparently this is what shoes look like when you rake leaves in them.
Man these are like my favoriter pair of shoes of all time.
R.i.p..i love you vanss (tear).....

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Krazy 'Legs KaDheem !

Ayee like , look at this nigga legs when he do his jerks...shidd is hilarious.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Homeless guy in publix.

So me and henry was in a store and this guy walks in , like what chu finna buy?And when we left that nigga was walkin and we was like lets see who can get a better pic , and I won.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

"BEASTY"

That's all ima say..

Florida.

Shiddd , welcome home kola.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

LoudMouth Niggas.

loudmouth ass niggas !
I see it like this , The numba one most Hater move is low key geddin anotha niggas numba and callin him talkin shit.
I dont really have problems like that , i be round niggas that gedd pussy frequently
and when you get pussy like that then niggas is bound to creep up and try to back door yah !
S T O P H A T I N G.
The way i see it is , if a nigga take time to Find a niggas wereabouts !
nigga you just dont know saverity !
Nigga call you talkin bout' ima beat you up !
cuz you took my chick.
She aint want you...
Hitt that bitch , she wanted the dick !
you gon get madd at a nigga for geddin pussy !
gedd reall , i mean i aint lackin for shit ..
understand i dont have problems like this..
im speakin on this shit cuz it happened to sumbody i know !
and niggas talkin bout jumpin and shit !
N U F F S A I D ....

[n$g]

New Generation.
pkola.
Dizz'ee
Yeahh , soooo We in this juicer krewe shiddd. wE comin up , yall stationary putt it like that. BUildingg a Krewe Nowadays is Kinda hard cause you Gotta have niggas that Know about the "grind" the "struggle" niggas that bought ,preety much there advancments in life...so the 09-10 n, g recruitment process is in order.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Whats Real?

Shidd nowa days everybody thinks they know what the defintion of real is.
shiddd , i think real is bein yo'self .
plies has glorified that fact that people think that bein real is bein "a goon" or sumthin like that.
shiddd niggas talkin bout they got swagg , a lil betta than wayne .
no niggas wayne has swagg , and you have waynes swagg erryybody has this same swagg !!!
*shidddd niggas have turn swag into a scarf and some skinnys..
be yurself !

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Hitman fight gear..

up coming "big brand"...
get you a hit man shirt..


its okayy..i bought one.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Get enter T'd...

Shiddd bro , ill give you everything buh my kitchen sink if you catch me mad....What does it prove? That I can make a face..

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Big Dreams.

Yeah so , my nigga dizz has big dreams to the fullest...P.s No w e d o n o t wanna borrow yur shit.Ohh yeahh , I dare yo fuck ass to write a blogg about me !!!Please do it , this should be motivation...

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Juicer diet?

Nigga got loose 5 pounds by the 2nd...think I can do it? Ahahha

Friday, February 20, 2009

2*20*09

You know the great thing about this mobile about this mobile blogg shit is you can get it off yur chest when it happenn..I just wanna say yo realest friends will do you the worst....

CB vs. Rhiana..

We both we'd all take her off chris brownz hands anytime ,beatin her and shit...Dammm..

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Kendra Wilkinson. GND!


sexy ass white female !!!!!
i could def. see me like chillen widd her and kickin it and shit , she funny as fuck.
for all yall who be like "chris like white girls he dnt fuck with them hood bitches "
def. not true/
i like all races..
buh this white girl .....
ill be a scottsboro boy for her.

myspace categories.

STOP
PUTTING
ME
IN
YOUR
CATEGORIES!!!!!!
PLEASE , NO OFFENSE TO MY FRIENDS BUH STOP !

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

respect//dont respect.

respect.
  • my mother.
  • God.
  • george lopez.
  • Tim taylor.
  • Myspace ownners.
  • people that be bumpin that drake , tyga , and jin.
  • Nike sb'z
  • File sharing sites.
  • tattoos.
  • females who know what they want.
  • grandpas sweaters.
  • gold shoe boxes.
  • DC shirts.
  • Supra shoes.
  • registered sidekicks.
  • people tryna be different.
  • anybody benching ova 300lbs. .
  • people that squat over 400lbs.
  • people that follow my blog .
  • people with a myspace alias.
  • plaid gear.
  • Marijauna.
  • guitars , with all the strings.
  • jansport bookbags.
  • rubberbands on the wrist.
  • vaseline , mens lotion.
  • shoes themed after characters
  • people that rarely get mad.

Direspect

  • people who put me in there categories.
  • people that steal phones
  • girl that dnt know what they want.
  • tall tees.
  • wearing camo in the city.
  • people that dnt come to school
  • people that ask too mant questions
  • my spanish teacher.
  • girls with ashy feet, widd flats on.
  • family matters.
  • black poeple that fight , for no reason.
  • anime shit.
  • non-bloggers.
  • air force ones.
  • reeboks.
  • pro-keds
  • once again , goodbye , goodnight , and luck,.

juicer krewe pt.2

jucier krewe.....
i got To escambia High School .
I know people at escambia high school.
i know people that go to escmbia high school that are curious.
i know people at escambia high school that are curious about info. on the juicer krewe.
hince me writing this...
  • the krewe consist of 5 people , blaze , pkola. , cass , jdub, and dizzy/
  • we are all straight do not even remotly think anybody i fux widd is gay.
  • No , we do not lock ourselves in a basement with 50 computers and cameras. We leave the house. you not seeing us , is sumthin you might have to deal widd.
  • Nobody in the krewe(atleast to my knowledge) has anything to do with anything concerning camo. , coogi , or tall tees.
  • Idk what you heard, buh we do "freaky stuff" widd girls , ima just leave it at that..
  • We all have , or plan on going further than pensacola.Do not expect to see us here all the time. we have future plans.
  • concerning you gedding in? depends on who you are as a person , gear , affiliation.. etc.
  • we dont not just recruit niggas out the blue
  • goodbye , goodnight ,and goodluck.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Tall tee.

Niggas widd tall tee's ..What can I say besides which the style up..With the growing misconseption that all black people are basically drug dealers..you wearing the same shit from when you was in middle dnt help///Buh by all means ..do you.

Luna from al'tuna !

Errybody be hearin me talkin bout have you eva heard of luna from altona...Well this is her ..

Sunday, February 15, 2009

LMFAO !!!!

listenin to drake and he said ....
"if hov(jay-z) is jordan i guess im cool widd pippen"
then henry walks in...
IM JORDAN , AND YOU IS PIPPEN..
no bitch! , im kobe !
ha! you cant be kobe..
naww nigga you tha doode that wipes the floor after somebody falls..
definetly bloggin that shit der..
FUCKING HILARIOUS !

OMG ! cau you wanna hit a nigga and his face turn into juice?? (hell yeahhh !) no cau , that shit is impossible cau , ahahah

Boom.

Kickers..Beast mode , I got friends widd money & and I got money too !You put em both together and I let you pick what to do..And den we do it!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentines Day--

"how many can you feed widd one spoon?"
-tyga
hmmm valentines day ? what do i sayy....
its that time of year again...
lol first off this is the first year ever in all of my history that i wasn't takin on valentines day.
like as in have a girlfriend taken..
buh yess i do have a valentine tho so its all love , she is gettin $$$ at the time
so prolly wont be chillen widd her til' later when yall gotta go to bed.
buh yeahhh..
did you know that Americans spend , fuckin $15 bills on candy on valentines day..
thats bananas.....
is this even a real holiday?
aint it like origanate from like a massacre or sum shit..
idkk..
like people go thru hell for this shit , i know people that be cryin talkin bout they dnt wanna be lonely on vday..
lets be real..
relationships end over a holiday , in most cases its cause a spouse didnt gett the other shit !
i thinks its funny , cuz i dnt get mad when i chick dnt give me shit cuz i dnt ask for nuthin..
vday is a womans holiday...
----------------------------------------------------------------
If you aint able to actually gedd a valentine , you are socially unfit for mainstream society !!!
a title really...
HA ! IM THRU NOW !
SIGHHH !

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

topic of the week.

this blogg shit right..
its funn and all , buh i neer gets old .
its just like a library of all the shit , jolts myheart during the day lol
buh on the real thoo..
it take alot of time out of the day to write and post these fuckin blogs.
seee sumthin yo wanna see me talk about in more detail...
hid up myspace.com/pcola_boi
or
or
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"Tootsie roll"

Smoke , nigga you funny as fuck !! That nigga bust out and did this shit like 20 times during weightlifting practice...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Daninasaurous. Rex.

This chick is nina , she hates little asian kids named adam...

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Nike?

Just cuz you got 5 pair dnt make you a collector.

King of bullshitters.

Blaze beezy , bullshitter forsheezy!

Blue light.

Yeahh so a blue light means I gotta message sooooo..BLUELIGHTSPECIAL

I can't stop!

Im like addicted to mobile blogging.....its sad.

addiction...

prioritys..

niggas , they needa get they shit together ...


see me and dizzy was like goin to the store , yeahh we was walkin..

we was 2 mins away from the store , so dnt get it twisted...

buh sum nigga passed by us , in a decent ass crown vic widd decent 24son it...


seein ass we was walkin i wasnt gon that nigga shit was nice....


BUH!

I LOOKED IN THE BACK WINDOW, AND HE HAD A DAM PJC STICKER ON THE WINDOW......


IRONY.

This guy...

jerkin!
Slap a dizzy?

Mobileblogging pt.2

Mann mobile blogging is a bitch , it dnt even post the whole thing ! . Fuckk ass shit ! Buhh nevertheless I can blogg in sections BULLSHIT!

Worldclass swinger (adam)

I went to go see my babe! , and we was at this mini park and adam had a blast.. HahahahahahahahSamantha was der lmfao..

Mobileblogging pt.2

Mann mobile blogging is a bitch , it dnt even post the whole thing ! . Fuckk ass shit ! Buhh nevertheless I can blogg in sections BULLSHIT!

Mobile blogging?

Yeahh , so im on the sidekick , yeahhh and im "grooving" to the song on my page.. , usually..Buhh why im doin this I might as well clear up some shitt , cuz bein the blogger that I am , people hit me up at school and be like blogg about shit I can relate to and shit..I be like nigga wtf you think this is ? Buh yeah since im so nice im hitt yall heart..Yeahhh mann.. Im single always free to mingle , I know a lot of you can relate.. Buh I only fuck widd a couple ppl..

Monday, January 19, 2009

Morning(freestyle)

soo , umm goodmorning mutha fuckas ! , pkola boys here with a sick pair of sbz , orr maybe summ chukkas.

doesnt matta cuz eitha way it go , juicer krewe in this bitch back on that cash flow ..

and our shitt come fast , we advanced to first place and yo ass in last..

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ANDD A NIGGA FINNA SPAZ , so blaze can come thru and stick a supra in yo ass...

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Victory.

look yall i know they talkin , i know they got shit to say ; thats good that mean they thinkin about me....
look im startin to figure out why you hate this , its cuz im young , black , famous .
plus destin for greatness.
i got shine for a reason im supposed to rock , so ima keep doin me til' my possure stops.
if you wanna see results just watch ; with every movement , as long as theres room for improvment ima keep it movin.
i might play dumb for the moment , cause' when they least expect it ; i take out my oponent.
you aint gotta join the army to learn the straehys of war , i doone seen the battle field before ; tragedies golour.
when my heart drops feel the adrinalin rush , all it takes is a couple words for peoples hurts to get crush.
i done been to the spots dought low , one deep . hatin niggas talkin shit in the middle of the street.
rippin my blogg up from subject to subject ,eatin niggas up tryna see whats left on the menu.
cash prizes , bragin rights , well respected tittles ; a ghetto ass version of american idle.
dont on yo niggas , they aint got cho back. im far from bein lucky ; this shit aint just fall in my lap.
people onmyspace wonderin do i rhyme ?? face it ,nobody expected me to make it this far like anahyme.
its like hittin a douple whammy , a black kidd widd a west swag tryna blow in pensacola.
face it , everything happenes for its reasons, nigga got me for my fone.
ima real nigga i live everything i spit , and i took all i got yall aint gimmme shit.
im more than a lil wise , it aint surprisin , visualize my future lookin past the horizon.
im one of the best this year , my life fulla m.s.g [money sex & gear..]
[[[not spell checked !]]]

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The truth about bullshitters...

they look a lil sumthin like ....



they like to eat cell phones and , give adam his first kiss * blast*
they like to write blogs about , yours truly widd oversized mustaches.
they like to body slam unsuspecting people at lunch
they like to call you in the middle of the night aint not want shit !
dont fuck widd bullshitters.
by the way chantell , you cant beat my in the game of blogg , ill win.

juicer , krewe lives by.....

alot of people be wondering wtff is jucier krewe about , and yall be thinkin its just another krewe of niggas tryna make a name for themselves.


wrong !!
for one we dont do shit , so we aint tryna gedd known off no rap shit.
everybody in the krewe got they own grind , aint nobody dependent on shit ; none of us stay with our pops in our life so we aint depeding on single mothers.
juicer krewe aint even really bout fuckin chiz aint shit like that , i know all the niggas in the krewe wuld give it all up to settle down with they perfect chick ., so it aint that kinda grind naimean.
juicer krewe is mostly about friend ship and about niggas that look at life differently than others because we are different..
nobody in the krewe fucks widd dope or nuthin like that we straight forward and bout ours , nigga smart is the new grind.
shidd nigga and we serious . we actually vote on who the hell gets in the krewe,shidd nigga wtf are you on...

Monday, December 29, 2008

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Friday, December 19, 2008

Holiday time of year.

yeahhh , god has blessed up with another christmas , or sum would say "holiday season"....

round this time of year , you look on tv and people got these muthafuckin tv specials witt that santa clause as a bum .or got a ghost of christmas past present and future and all that good shit tryna tell you what the t rue meaning of christmas is knowing dnt nobody really do that shit, everybody knows all everybody wants is presents..

lmao , buhh its all greasy ! , pkola boy is here to tell you about a "pkola_boi" christmas...


once upon a time , not along ago it was nigga chris that lived life slow . and everybody know that everyotha hoe was knockin on his doo , ya know . then one christmas eve chris got on his knees and prayed for steez. he said look lord i know bad , buhh please tell santa to give flyy gear so i can shit on haters. then christmas came , and unda the tree was a fresh pair of vanz and crooks tee. buhh that was just the first box then came numba two .it was a fresh pair of dunks same color as doo-doo. thats shit brown for those who dont understand , then chris thought to his self ," ima be a bomb chicks man"...
so after bout a hour and a half of opening fly , lil chris said , "byee mama, im finna go fuck me bitch"

ahaha so as he walked to the black camaro, his steez stood up like arrow . jeans kinda narrow . skinny fit bitch , what you know bout this . then rode off into the morning sun to find him a chick to give sum. after bout three ,or four chicks down notch .chris looked at his brand new watch. he said ; " fuck its half past 6 all i did was have sum chix on my dick.....I GOT TO GET SUM MONEY QUICK. so he split the spot quick.hit blaze up and said , WUDDUP BITCH !..blaze said " shiddd , nuthin va here , ya know . no bitchassness ! , so they rode into the pensacola . laughin at haters smokin a fat . and thats how the day ends . reall differnt fromlast year whn i end up fuck sum fyne ass twins !

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

mEet #1

MEET , RADIO RAHEEM.
MY ALBINO OSCAR FISH<3

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Friday, December 12, 2008

"The day The Earth stood still"

firstt off this movie was garbage as fuck from the get go my nigga , it was dumb as shit ; so dont go spend yur gwap to go see that bullshitt.

Basicallyy the whole krewe went to go see it , and we all agreed that it was stupid as shit..


like for one how the fuck is a alien gon fuckin come down to earth then turn into human during a surgery... wtf !
why the hell would you operate on a alien with a gun shot wound?
obviously somebody wanted this bitch dead so , why save his life
?



they didnt know wtf couldve happened if the cut that bitch open , for al they know they coulda cut him and every penis in te world would grow mold or sum shit like that.

basically its the dumbest shit ive ever seen in my life , soo like if you see a cloud of little bugs eating everthing in site would you stand there and look at it?? no , if a giant sphere popped up in the middle of time square would you go look at it?/ , no !

dontt go see it , for the sake of me !

Monday, December 8, 2008

One Friend.

" niggga , putt the fuckin firecracker in the frogs ass and watch that bitch blow up." lmao . yeahh man ; me and blaze blew up a frogs ass.This my fuckin bestfriend , my brother ..Me and this nigga have been thru everything there is to go thru. I dont trust nobody but this nigga like no lie. No matter how close i get to anybody they will never be as close as i am widd this nigga.
This nigga talked me thru my first girlfriend .This nigga told me how to handle my first day of middle school , i mean fuck i cant tell you all the shit me and this nigga have been thru .
Like all these chicks i have every even remotely thought about goin out with or talked to yu better beleive me and blaze have sat down and picked out every flaw and greatness of yur character.Thats way i stay clear of most of these fake people that enter my life.But you know its always some fuck bitches that slip thru the net and when they do he the first to warn me// ya know and visversa everytime this nigga got a problem with any chick or anything period , i got his back no matter what.Like when i got hurt he was the ONLY one to come see me , thats says alot about him and the about the people that pretend to be my friendss and shit.
Without this nigga id prolly be one of these niggas walkin round widd southpole and them lil 30 sumthin dollar reeboks niggas be wearin and shit.This took me to the chicks house when i lost my virginity. like wow mann this nigga has been there for like everything ive ever done.
Blaze put me on to sum shit that i neva woulda known . this nigga had me talkin bout fuckin bitches and gettin money before i hit puberty.
to put it in a nutshell , [no homo] i love this nigga.
OH YEAH ! HERES SOME MOMENTS THAT MIGHT BE FUNNY TO YOU.
1Me and him rode bikes into trees ! like we went from the end of the street and rode the fuckin bike into the tree.
like we coulda fuckin died !
worst part is , i fell in shit.
2.we used to go fishing for like days at a time , ya know like comin back nuts all smelly aint had shit to eat and got like 3 pen fish and some lost hooks to show for it.
3.like back in the day when we was outta town gettin to the money, we was in another town cleain up a dirty as laundromat and i showed this nigga my girlfriend at the time , and he was kinda hesatint to tell me buhh he openly said " she dont look to good doode" , guess thats why we broke up.
4.oh shit , ok so i moved outta the old hood over to this bitch ass sidda town and he came to survey the neighborhood and all , so we was walkin around and outta nowhere a big ass pitbull came round the corner. i ran like shit back to my haouse and i thought this nigga was behind me . then i realized this nigga has been able to outrun me for years aint no way im in front of him and a dogg is chasin us.so i turn around and the dogg is barkin at a truck and this nigga got into the bed of the truck widd a basketbal like" get yur dog " and shitt..

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Heartless....

and this all i gotta say.....

i swear i know some of the most cold hearted girls alive....
and.
i dont plan on givin up on shit.
and.
ill be the first to say fuck that bitch.
and.
i aint gon lie she stayed on my mind.
and.
without heartless bitches ill be doin just fyne.
and.
i dont what the fuck to do for the first time in life.
and.
i cant help to laugh about some shit.
and.
literature , i can talk for days.
and.
i dont think i have one friend.
and.
i guess you thought i wasnt gon find out.
and.
when i get to da money we gon see who actin funny.
and.
i bet yall wondering who the fuck im talkin bout.
and.
i wouldnt dare put her out on myspace, i want it to come str8 out my mouth.
and.
i love my fuckin life so much , i have no reason to rush.
and.
likin somebody so bad would be a part of my demise.
and.
im sittin here thinkin of sumthin to write.
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i thought of sumthin.
and.
have yall ever see write about sumthin happy?
and.
me and blaze is finna leave so im done.let that resanate in yo head for A MIN.

Friday, December 5, 2008

The Perfect Girl.....

hmmmm as you might as well know i can talk about females for days.There the best type of human , and sometimes the worst.Yeah , so im single like a mutha fucka , and ive been thinkin alot lately about what i want in a companion. And alot of chicks have come close , and some have gotten nowhere near.And now i got chicks written me in my truthbox written shit like " yur cocky additude is a turn off"/ya know im all for voicing yur opinion about people in general , but if you wanna talk to me on myspace about me being a ass or wateva you wanna talk about , please write me before you leave sumthin in my truth box.. im more likely to take heed to it if you tell me directly. and you dont wanna find out who you are then youll have to get wrote about , jk. well the official list would be....


1.Faithfulness//key to a relationship if i cant trust you to be faithful then we dont belong together , also faithfulness goes along with me being able to beleive you in everything you say...

2.intelligence//i mean like really, who wants to be texting yo chick and she spellin words wrong and shit talkin bout , "whan goe 2 fa mobies?" ya know shit like that...and i dont want you to be in a situation and you to stupid to put 2 and two together , and i cant hang with you cause you on punishment cuz you failing 6 classes..

3.freedom//oh goodness this shoulda been numba one cuz , there is NOTHING i hate more than " my mama said i cant go" omg ! if there is anything i would stop talkin to a girl for its shit like that !buh i aint gon touch on that to much..

4.Stlye// whoa , need i talk about my chick bein steezed out ,; i wanna be able to say " damm baby!"to her , then say it again in my head , then text myself while we cuddled and say fuck im lucky ! ye know shit liek that.

5.Atitude//nobody wants a chick that always mad and worried bout bullshit.i hate havin to see my chick sad ,mad or discontent. be a loving young lady and we can vide. and i hate chix that be widd me and some girl like take a glimpse at me and they be like " wtf that bitch lookin at" ya know shit like that..

6.Looks// last but not least, nobody wants a ugly chick. i wanna be able to take you anywhere. i wanna be able to show you to my grandma without her laughin in me and her face .. ya kno shit like that....


and thats it , you asked and received...
sencirily//pKola..

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Dear , pKola.

Dear , mr pKola.
I understand you have a bundle of fake people in your life right now , but why must you tell the whole internet about them. Nobody obligated to here all that bullshit. You simply cant get mad and type , or should i say literate your whole life over "MySpace" . Everyday i come by your page and see that you've written something about how you really dont give a damn what people think about you . Please explain to my why you enjoy writting bullshit.
sincerily , as always "anonymous".



Dear , Bitch ass nigga.
I understand you've been suckin dick all your life and dont understand the real aspects of things . I can explain all this . Fuck you bitch . simple as it comes. I understand your concern about my anger as i write , what yo bitch ass dont understand is that the reason i write is so im not angry to eye. Meaning if you see me in me in public , i look pretty calm and happy.....
i left all my anger at home on a server..
buttt i can why you hate this , cuz im young , black , and on the way to be famous. this shit aint just fall in my lap bitch !

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

thanksgiving..

"stop thankin bout what you aint got , and start be thankful bout what you do got"
-t.i.


thanksgiving , we back round that time and ppl meetin upp widd da fam. eatin and what not , buh alot of ppl dont ever thank about what they so thankful for !
i can tell you now im thankful for a suportive fam., my cell phone , myspace , facebook, my guitar , my comp. my bro blaze , you kow all that good stuff ..


ahaha

Thursday, November 20, 2008

!STOP FIGHTING BLACK PEOPLE!

dammm , mann its been a chain of fights and shiddd at the escambu , naimean and niggaz gettin expelled , ihear ppl goin to hospitals and shiddd , lets be real is what you fightin over really worth da shit you go thru ??

fuckin round WILL get you shot ! , nigga bullys arent bullet proff my nigga !sooo damm doode .

and the worst thing is that its black ppl . i mean lets be reaall black ppl are always the best fighters my nigga i dunnn give a fuck what nobody sayy.buhh do you really wanna be gettin chased by a police officer dat aint finna do shit for you but further the stereotype that black ppl aint got no sense in public.i know i got sense and i know most black ppl do soo , iono mannn i aint tellin you how to act buhhh SHIT ! some of the shitt ppl be fightin ova is horrible myy doode ! , niggas fightin cause they dnt like how a nigga dress. niggas fightin ova what a notha nigga said bout him lets be real mannn wait til dat nigga buh his hands on you otha den that he just talkin bout.

like wayne said , niggas talkin shit ; see ya in public its a whole notha subject ...
i know niggas talk shit about me like ima fuckin racist newscaster my nigga..


nigga , they just talkin bout ..
den why got the ladys fightin ova dumb shit , fightin ova dez niggas [thats prolly fuckin sum otha chick].lets be reall nigga i dnt want a chick to fight for me; ever! .chicks out her fightin cuz DEY THINK SUMBODY "MESSY" that s the craziest shit i eva heard in my fuckin life myy doode . cuz sumbody tellin stoorys is you fuckin crazy , half da time it aint true so i dnt see da beef.

thats whyy i say you gotta laugh at stuff like that .like sum random person come up to widd sum bitch ass story bout how sum nigaaa , bla blah blah etc. nigga 10 times outta 10 it aint true .honestly if i was in a situation like i would walk off myy doode.and laugh cuz myy grandma tell me a ll the time that "ppl" talk aint nuthin you can do about it buh laugh....

in certain situations you gotta fight ,i undastand that buh honestly fightin widd sum niggas at school cuz they live across town .nigga that wild myy doode . i dnt rep shitt and i neva will .

thats that my niggaaz and niggezts.. bless ya !\