Holiday time of year.

yeahhh , god has blessed up with another christmas , or sum would say "holiday season"....

round this time of year , you look on tv and people got these muthafuckin tv specials witt that santa clause as a bum .or got a ghost of christmas past present and future and all that good shit tryna tell you what the t rue meaning of christmas is knowing dnt nobody really do that shit, everybody knows all everybody wants is presents..

lmao , buhh its all greasy ! , pkola boy is here to tell you about a "pkola_boi" christmas...


once upon a time , not along ago it was nigga chris that lived life slow . and everybody know that everyotha hoe was knockin on his doo , ya know . then one christmas eve chris got on his knees and prayed for steez. he said look lord i know bad , buhh please tell santa to give flyy gear so i can shit on haters. then christmas came , and unda the tree was a fresh pair of vanz and crooks tee. buhh that was just the first box then came numba two .it was a fresh pair of dunks same color as doo-doo. thats shit brown for those who dont understand , then chris thought to his self ," ima be a bomb chicks man"...
so after bout a hour and a half of opening fly , lil chris said , "byee mama, im finna go fuck me bitch"

ahaha so as he walked to the black camaro, his steez stood up like arrow . jeans kinda narrow . skinny fit bitch , what you know bout this . then rode off into the morning sun to find him a chick to give sum. after bout three ,or four chicks down notch .chris looked at his brand new watch. he said ; " fuck its half past 6 all i did was have sum chix on my dick.....I GOT TO GET SUM MONEY QUICK. so he split the spot quick.hit blaze up and said , WUDDUP BITCH !..blaze said " shiddd , nuthin va here , ya know . no bitchassness ! , so they rode into the pensacola . laughin at haters smokin a fat . and thats how the day ends . reall differnt fromlast year whn i end up fuck sum fyne ass twins !

mEet #1

MEET , RADIO RAHEEM.
MY ALBINO OSCAR FISH<3

"The day The Earth stood still"

firstt off this movie was garbage as fuck from the get go my nigga , it was dumb as shit ; so dont go spend yur gwap to go see that bullshitt.

Basicallyy the whole krewe went to go see it , and we all agreed that it was stupid as shit..


like for one how the fuck is a alien gon fuckin come down to earth then turn into human during a surgery... wtf !
why the hell would you operate on a alien with a gun shot wound?
obviously somebody wanted this bitch dead so , why save his life
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they didnt know wtf couldve happened if the cut that bitch open , for al they know they coulda cut him and every penis in te world would grow mold or sum shit like that.

basically its the dumbest shit ive ever seen in my life , soo like if you see a cloud of little bugs eating everthing in site would you stand there and look at it?? no , if a giant sphere popped up in the middle of time square would you go look at it?/ , no !

dontt go see it , for the sake of me !

One Friend.

" niggga , putt the fuckin firecracker in the frogs ass and watch that bitch blow up." lmao . yeahh man ; me and blaze blew up a frogs ass.This my fuckin bestfriend , my brother ..Me and this nigga have been thru everything there is to go thru. I dont trust nobody but this nigga like no lie. No matter how close i get to anybody they will never be as close as i am widd this nigga.

This nigga talked me thru my first girlfriend .This nigga told me how to handle my first day of middle school , i mean fuck i cant tell you all the shit me and this nigga have been thru .

Like all these chicks i have every even remotely thought about goin out with or talked to yu better beleive me and blaze have sat down and picked out every flaw and greatness of yur character.Thats way i stay clear of most of these fake people that enter my life.But you know its always some fuck bitches that slip thru the net and when they do he the first to warn me// ya know and visversa everytime this nigga got a problem with any chick or anything period , i got his back no matter what.Like when i got hurt he was the ONLY one to come see me , thats says alot about him and the about the people that pretend to be my friendss and shit.

Without this nigga id prolly be one of these niggas walkin round widd southpole and them lil 30 sumthin dollar reeboks niggas be wearin and shit.This took me to the chicks house when i lost my virginity. like wow mann this nigga has been there for like everything ive ever done.

Blaze put me on to sum shit that i neva woulda known . this nigga had me talkin bout fuckin bitches and gettin money before i hit puberty.

to put it in a nutshell , [no homo] i love this nigga.

OH YEAH ! HERES SOME MOMENTS THAT MIGHT BE FUNNY TO YOU.

1Me and him rode bikes into trees ! like we went from the end of the street and rode the fuckin bike into the tree.

like we coulda fuckin died !

worst part is , i fell in shit.

2.we used to go fishing for like days at a time , ya know like comin back nuts all smelly aint had shit to eat and got like 3 pen fish and some lost hooks to show for it.

3.like back in the day when we was outta town gettin to the money, we was in another town cleain up a dirty as laundromat and i showed this nigga my girlfriend at the time , and he was kinda hesatint to tell me buhh he openly said " she dont look to good doode" , guess thats why we broke up.

4.oh shit , ok so i moved outta the old hood over to this bitch ass sidda town and he came to survey the neighborhood and all , so we was walkin around and outta nowhere a big ass pitbull came round the corner. i ran like shit back to my haouse and i thought this nigga was behind me . then i realized this nigga has been able to outrun me for years aint no way im in front of him and a dogg is chasin us.so i turn around and the dogg is barkin at a truck and this nigga got into the bed of the truck widd a basketbal like" get yur dog " and shitt..

Heartless....

and this all i gotta say.....

i swear i know some of the most cold hearted girls alive....

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i dont plan on givin up on shit.

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ill be the first to say fuck that bitch.

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i aint gon lie she stayed on my mind.

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without heartless bitches ill be doin just fyne.

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i dont what the fuck to do for the first time in life.

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i cant help to laugh about some shit.

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literature , i can talk for days.

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i dont think i have one friend.

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i guess you thought i wasnt gon find out.

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when i get to da money we gon see who actin funny.

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i bet yall wondering who the fuck im talkin bout.

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i wouldnt dare put her out on myspace, i want it to come str8 out my mouth.

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i love my fuckin life so much , i have no reason to rush.

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likin somebody so bad would be a part of my demise.

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im sittin here thinkin of sumthin to write.

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i thought of sumthin.

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have yall ever see write about sumthin happy?

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me and blaze is finna leave so im done.let that resanate in yo head for A MIN.

The Perfect Girl.....

hmmmm as you might as well know i can talk about females for days.There the best type of human , and sometimes the worst.Yeah , so im single like a mutha fucka , and ive been thinkin alot lately about what i want in a companion. And alot of chicks have come close , and some have gotten nowhere near.And now i got chicks written me in my truthbox written shit like " yur cocky additude is a turn off"/ya know im all for voicing yur opinion about people in general , but if you wanna talk to me on myspace about me being a ass or wateva you wanna talk about , please write me before you leave sumthin in my truth box.. im more likely to take heed to it if you tell me directly. and you dont wanna find out who you are then youll have to get wrote about , jk. well the official list would be....


1.Faithfulness//key to a relationship if i cant trust you to be faithful then we dont belong together , also faithfulness goes along with me being able to beleive you in everything you say...

2.intelligence//i mean like really, who wants to be texting yo chick and she spellin words wrong and shit talkin bout , "whan goe 2 fa mobies?" ya know shit like that...and i dont want you to be in a situation and you to stupid to put 2 and two together , and i cant hang with you cause you on punishment cuz you failing 6 classes..

3.freedom//oh goodness this shoulda been numba one cuz , there is NOTHING i hate more than " my mama said i cant go" omg ! if there is anything i would stop talkin to a girl for its shit like that !buh i aint gon touch on that to much..

4.Stlye// whoa , need i talk about my chick bein steezed out ,; i wanna be able to say " damm baby!"to her , then say it again in my head , then text myself while we cuddled and say fuck im lucky ! ye know shit liek that.

5.Atitude//nobody wants a chick that always mad and worried bout bullshit.i hate havin to see my chick sad ,mad or discontent. be a loving young lady and we can vide. and i hate chix that be widd me and some girl like take a glimpse at me and they be like " wtf that bitch lookin at" ya know shit like that..

6.Looks// last but not least, nobody wants a ugly chick. i wanna be able to take you anywhere. i wanna be able to show you to my grandma without her laughin in me and her face .. ya kno shit like that....


and thats it , you asked and received...
sencirily//pKola..